7Seasons

0Titles

70Played

28Won

8Drawn

34Lost

40%Win rate

226–241Goals

Pyramid journey

Season by season

Season	Division	Finish	Pl	W	D	L	GD	Pts
Fall 2026	Coed National League North	8th of 10	10	3	1	6	0	10
Spring 2026	Coed National League NorthRelegated	7th of 10	10	4	1	5	-7	13
Fall 2025	Coed National LeaguePromoted	6th of 7	10	1	2	7	-25	5
Spring 2025	Coed National League North	2nd of 8	10	6	2	2	16	20
Fall 2024	Coed National League NorthRelegated	3rd of 6	10	5	2	3	14	17
Spring 2024	Coed National LeagueRelegated	4th of 8	10	7	0	3	4	21
Fall 2023	Coed League Two	10th of 12	10	2	0	8	-17	6

Head to head

All seasons, regular-season games

Opponent	Pl	W	D	L	GF	GA
Memechester United	8	7	0	1	42	20
Arse N All	6	3	1	2	19	19
Pints United	5	1	3	1	19	20
Raleigh Ruckus OG	5	0	1	4	8	26
The Scraps	5	1	0	4	18	24
Platypus United	4	4	0	0	21	8
Beercelona	3	2	0	1	10	4
Brewventus	3	0	0	3	3	14
Chicken & Waffles FC	3	3	0	0	13	3
Hairy Fairies	2	0	0	2	3	7
Hardly Athletic AC	2	0	1	1	4	8
Lion Kings FC	2	0	0	2	4	12

15 more opponents

NC Trail Blazers	2	0	0	2	6	8
Pansonsito FC	2	2	0	0	8	2
Red Dragon FC	2	0	1	1	7	8
The Assorted Nuts	2	1	0	1	5	8
The Mbapples!	2	1	0	1	12	8
The Reds	2	1	0	1	5	5
Those Pickup Idiots	2	1	0	1	3	6
Longshot FC	1	0	1	0	4	4
Mafisi FC	1	0	0	1	3	4
Mavericks FC	1	1	0	0	3	1
Pansonsitos FC	1	0	0	1	0	2
Raleigh Ruckus NKOTB	1	0	0	1	2	7
Raleighwood Rovers	1	0	0	1	1	2
Sheffield Tuesday	1	0	0	1	0	3
Triangle Thunder	1	0	0	1	3	8

Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.