1Seasons
1Titles
10Played
8Won
1Drawn
1Lost
80%Win rate
45–24Goals
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring 2026 | Coed National League North | 1st of 10 🏆 | 10 | 25 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Arse N All | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Beercelona | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Hairy Fairies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Memechester United | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Raleigh Ruckus OG | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Raleighwood Rovers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Red Dragon FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Simba FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Reds | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.