3Seasons
0Titles
38Played
19Won
2Drawn
17Lost
50%Win rate
124–101Goals
Pyramid journey
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Coed National LeagueRelegated | 7th of 12 | 10 | 15 |
| Fall 2026 | Coed League OnePromoted | 2nd of 8 | 8 | 15 |
| Spring 2026 | Coed National League North | 2nd of 10 | 10 | 20 |
| Fall 2025 | Coed National League North | 5th of 6 | 10 | 9 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Arse N All | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Beercelona | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Chicken & Waffles FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Memechester United | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| AC Vesta | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Hairy Fairies | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Los Pollos Hermanos | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Pints United | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Raleigh Ruckus OG | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Benchwarmers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Chicken Tikka Mo Salah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Cleats & Beers FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
13 more opponents
| Inspirez FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| John Pork FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Longshot FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Midfield Crisis FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Red Dragon FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Simba FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Bald and The Beautiful | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Reds | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Replacements | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Scraps | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| The Winning Sequence | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Triangle Thunder | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Urban Ballers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.