8Seasons

0Titles

80Played

24Won

10Drawn

46Lost

30%Win rate

237–269Goals

Pyramid journey

Season by season

Season	Division	Finish	Pl	W	D	L	GD	Pts
Fall 2026	Coed National League NorthRelegated	7th of 10	10	3	1	6	-6	10
Spring 2026	Coed National LeaguePromoted	7th of 8	10	3	0	7	-10	9
Fall 2025	Coed National League North	2nd of 6	10	7	2	1	30	23
Spring 2025	Coed National League North	4th of 8	10	4	2	4	13	14
Fall 2024	Coed National League NorthRelegated	2nd of 6	10	5	4	1	16	19
Spring 2024	Coed National LeagueRelegated	8th of 8	10	0	0	10	-28	0
Fall 2023	Coed Championship	10th of 10	10	0	0	10	-34	0
Spring 2023	Coed Championship	6th of 8	10	2	1	7	-13	7

Head to head

All seasons, regular-season games

Opponent	Pl	W	D	L	GF	GA
Memechester United	8	5	0	3	41	21
Arse N All	6	3	1	2	22	20
Chicken & Waffles FC	6	2	2	2	23	22
Beercelona	5	4	0	1	31	7
Longshot FC	5	3	0	2	19	10
Simba FC	5	1	3	1	20	19
The Scraps	5	1	0	4	13	23
Platypus United	4	1	1	2	10	10
Below Average Joes	3	0	0	3	1	14
Los Pollos Hermanos	3	0	0	3	2	8
The Bald and The Beautiful	3	1	1	1	5	7
Brewventus	2	1	0	1	4	11

20 more opponents

Deceptively Slow	2	0	0	2	1	10
NC Trail Blazers	2	0	0	2	3	11
Raleigh Ruckus OG	2	0	0	2	2	7
Raleighwood Rovers	2	2	0	0	10	3
Those Pickup Idiots	2	0	0	2	6	9
Al-Shearer FC	1	0	0	1	0	5
Bamboozled	1	0	0	1	0	3
Bing Bong	1	0	0	1	2	3
Built Different FC	1	0	0	1	0	1
Hardly Athletic AC	1	0	1	0	2	2
Mavericks FC	1	0	0	1	1	3
Midfield Crisis FC	1	0	0	1	4	5
Neymar Mr. Nice Guy	1	0	0	1	3	5
Pansonsito FC	1	0	0	1	2	7
Rabonas and Coronas	1	0	0	1	0	3
Red Dragon FC	1	0	0	1	2	5
The Assorted Nuts	1	0	0	1	4	6
The Diamond Dogs	1	0	0	1	1	3
The Mbapples!	1	0	0	1	1	4
The Reds	1	0	1	0	2	2

Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.