8Seasons

1Titles

80Played

36Won

11Drawn

33Lost

45%Win rate

245–248Goals

Pyramid journey

Season by season

Season	Division	Finish	Pl	W	D	L	GD	Pts
Fall 2026	Coed National League	8th of 12	10	4	2	4	1	14
Spring 2026	Coed National League	6th of 8	10	3	1	6	-6	10
Fall 2025	Coed National League	3rd of 7	10	5	2	3	0	17
Spring 2025	Coed National LeaguePromoted	5th of 10	10	4	2	4	0	14
Fall 2024	Coed National League NorthRelegated	1st of 6 🏆	10	8	1	1	28	25
Spring 2024	Coed National LeagueRelegated	5th of 8	10	5	0	5	-4	15
Fall 2023	Coed League Two	7th of 12	10	5	2	3	5	17
Spring 2023	Coed League Two	7th of 10	10	2	1	7	-27	7

Head to head

All seasons, regular-season games

Opponent	Pl	W	D	L	GF	GA
Brewventus	6	2	0	4	6	16
Platypus United	6	4	0	2	23	18
Memechester United	5	3	2	0	20	9
Pints United	5	4	0	1	23	13
Simba FC	5	4	0	1	24	18
Chicken & Waffles FC	4	2	0	2	20	12
Longshot FC	4	4	0	0	17	7
The Assorted Nuts	4	3	0	1	12	6
Mafisi FC	3	1	0	2	8	10
NC Trail Blazers	3	2	0	1	8	8
Raleigh Ruckus OG	3	2	0	1	10	8
Those Pickup Idiots	3	0	1	2	3	11

23 more opponents

Goat FC	2	0	0	2	2	9
Lion Kings FC	2	0	1	1	4	8
Midfield Crisis FC	2	1	1	0	7	6
Neymar Mr. Nice Guy	2	0	0	2	2	5
Raleigh Ruckus NKOTB	2	2	0	0	7	3
Thoccer Team FC	2	0	0	2	5	18
Arse N All	1	0	0	1	2	5
Benchwarmers	1	0	1	0	1	1
Blue Ballers	1	0	0	1	0	7
Broatia FC	1	0	0	1	1	9
Cleats & Beers FC	1	0	0	1	2	3
Hairy Fairies	1	1	0	0	7	1
Inspirez FC	1	0	0	1	4	5
John Pork FC	1	0	0	1	5	9
Not Athleticos	1	0	0	1	1	3
Pain In Diaz	1	0	0	1	2	3
Pansonsitos FC	1	0	1	0	1	1
Raleigh Raiders	1	0	1	0	2	2
Raleigh Ruckus	1	0	1	0	2	2
Raleighwood Rovers	1	1	0	0	4	0
Sheffield Tuesday	1	0	0	1	1	3
Urban Ballers	1	0	1	0	4	4
Who’s Your Paddy FC	1	0	1	0	5	5

Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.