1Seasons
0Titles
10Played
7Won
1Drawn
2Lost
70%Win rate
41–13Goals
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Coed National League | 2nd of 12 | 10 | 22 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Benchwarmers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Chicken & Waffles FC | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Cleats & Beers FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Hairy Fairies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Inspirez FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| John Pork FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Longshot FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Midfield Crisis FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| The Scraps | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Urban Ballers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.