5Seasons
1Titles
50Played
23Won
5Drawn
22Lost
46%Win rate
165–181Goals
Pyramid journey
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Coed National League | 3rd of 12 | 10 | 22 |
| Spring 2026 | Coed National LeaguePromoted | 3rd of 8 | 10 | 18 |
| Fall 2025 | Coed National League North | 1st of 6 🏆 | 10 | 25 |
| Spring 2025 | Coed National League North | 7th of 8 | 10 | 7 |
| Fall 2024 | Coed National League North | 6th of 6 | 10 | 2 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pints United | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Memechester United | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| Beercelona | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| The Scraps | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Arse N All | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Longshot FC | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Raleighwood Rovers | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Simba FC | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Hardly Athletic AC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Midfield Crisis FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Neymar Mr. Nice Guy | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Pansonsito FC | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
10 more opponents
| Platypus United | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Benchwarmers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Blue Ballers | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Brewventus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Cleats & Beers FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Hairy Fairies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Inspirez FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| John Pork FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Those Pickup Idiots | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Urban Ballers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.