1Seasons

0Titles

10Played

3Won

2Drawn

5Lost

30%Win rate

27–27Goals

Season by season

Season	Division	Finish	Pl	W	D	L	GD	Pts
Spring 2025	Coed National League North	6th of 8	10	3	2	5	0	11

Head to head

All seasons, regular-season games

Opponent	Pl	W	D	L	GF	GA
Arse N All	2	0	1	1	5	6
Chicken & Waffles FC	2	0	1	1	3	4
Simba FC	2	0	0	2	2	8
Beercelona	1	1	0	0	4	1
Hardly Athletic AC	1	0	0	1	0	3
Memechester United	1	1	0	0	6	3
Pints United	1	1	0	0	7	2

Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.