2Seasons
0Titles
20Played
10Won
4Drawn
6Lost
50%Win rate
57–55Goals
Pyramid journey
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Coed National League North | 4th of 10 | 10 | 20 |
| Spring 2026 | Coed National League North | 5th of 10 | 10 | 14 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beercelona | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Red Dragon FC | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Arse N All | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Memechester United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Raleigh Ruckus OG | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Simba FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Hairy Fairies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Mavericks FC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Pints United | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Raleighwood Rovers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| The Mbapples! | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Triangle Thunder | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.