2Seasons

1Titles

20Played

12Won

3Drawn

5Lost

60%Win rate

82–56Goals

Pyramid journey

Season by season

Season	Division	Finish	Pl	W	D	L	GD	Pts
Fall 2026	Coed National League North	1st of 10 🏆	10	8	1	1	20	25
Spring 2026	Coed National League North	6th of 10	10	4	2	4	6	14

Head to head

All seasons, regular-season games

Opponent	Pl	W	D	L	GF	GA
Memechester United	3	2	0	1	12	8
The Reds	3	1	1	1	7	7
Arse N All	2	2	0	0	15	3
Beercelona	2	2	0	0	7	4
Raleigh Ruckus OG	2	0	1	1	5	7
Simba FC	2	1	1	0	8	7
Hairy Fairies	1	0	0	1	6	7
Mavericks FC	1	1	0	0	4	0
Pints United	1	1	0	0	5	2
Raleighwood Rovers	1	1	0	0	5	4
The Mbapples!	1	1	0	0	5	3
Triangle Thunder	1	0	0	1	3	4

Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.