5Seasons
3Titles
49Played
35Won
5Drawn
9Lost
71%Win rate
145–61Goals
Pyramid journey
Season by season
| Season | Division | Finish | Pl | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall 2026 | Coed Over 30 Premier League | 2nd of 10 | 10 | 20 |
| Spring 2026 | Coed Over 30 Premier League | 1st of 5 🏆 | 10 | 27 |
| Fall 2025 | Coed Over 30 Premier League | 1st of 6 🏆 | 10 | 21 |
| Spring 2025 | Coed Over 30 Premier LeaguePromoted | 1st of 8 🏆 | 9 | 24 |
| Spring 2023 | Coed Over 30 Championship | 7th of 18 | 10 | 18 |
Head to head
All seasons, regular-season games| Opponent | Pl | W | D | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aces | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| Elastico | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| Night Riders | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| ManChestHair United | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| SUIZA | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| Absolute Mustard | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Postgame United FC | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Angry Pandas | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Outlaws | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Kaos United | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Paydirt | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Popping Balloons United | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
1 more opponents
Club history links each season's TeamPass team by name. Summer Heat is not included.